#84556
cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked
cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind


#412596
harm_: today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies
ogregasm: a what
harm_: thats what i said
harm_: maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??
harm_: shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit
harm_: then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist
ogregasm: heh
harm_: i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"
harm_: "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"
ogregasm: why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman
harm_: well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager
harm_: i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo


#22431
halo@home: i LOVE childrens books
halo@home: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
Ronak: i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints before...
halo@home: WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!
Para@Work: "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by Genichiro Yagyu
halo@home: "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu
halo@home: "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu
chawk: "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
Para@Work: "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
Chro: "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all friends by Genichrio Yagyu
chawk: LOL Chro
halo@home: DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW


#9027
Syncope: kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic


#14690
Zedd: i fucking hate kids.
IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.
Zedd: Fucking annoying brats. They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources.
IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends!


#136
LkTruth1: I am the most intelligence person in this channel.





joel, george and i make the best alliance, i swear. the loveliest bits of our first online discussion are as follows.


The Opening
george: we've got work to do.
joel: fuck just got back from malaysia so fuck off


George Gets Owned, Part One
george: you want like, past and present facts right
joel: past? fuck the past


Joel Cannot Stop
joel: population is second largest in the world... will overtake china in 2050
george: er. wait we gotta link the facts to why they're poor right.
joel: fertility rate is like higher in the north. in the south people are generally better educated and have family planning and all that bullshit
me: can we put all that in some kind of presentable format kthx.
joel: also there is a preference for males since they are the members of the family that support their elders and crap, therefore there is a large illegal market for gender selection and abortion rates are high
george: ok hang on hang on. can u .doc it.
joel: also there are many problems with marriages since they are mostly match made
me: how the hell does that relate to poverty
joel: and since they are match made there is alot expected from the wife... so if she doesn't sire males she will get light on fire or beaten or whatever the fuck by the husbands family
george: joel ur veering off the canyon.
joel: ahh that means that there is alot of social unrest... which isn't a conducive enviroment for economic activity
me: OMG STOP


Joel Does Not Give A Fuck I
me: do you give a shit about what the powerpoint's gonna look like
joel: we'll just have a bare bones powerpoint. nothing fancy. leave that to the other niggers


Joel Does Not Give A Fuck II
joel: well indians are some of the smartest people on earth. they are just fucking black


George Gets Owned, Part Two
george: what, i do everything!? then joel do what.
joel: also cause she has no confidence in my ablility to do stuff on time
me: right, joel fucking sucks so george can you just take whatever joel says and piece them together. into english sentences that sound human, please. thank you.
george: i'm the only one who hasn't cursed lol.
joel: wow... the whole world cheers for you!


I Do Not Understand
me: I DO THE SOLUTIONS LA
joel: haha alright. we shall listen to the japanese


George Gets Owned, Part Three
me: just anyhow ok. follow what liyong's group did.
george: that never really happens.
me: what the fuck never really happens. oh wait, i do not care.


Look Out! (Holy Shit!) A Tsunami's Coming! George Learns the Truth
george: well you aren't going to do facts for me right.
me: you do facts i'll do solutions
joel: but aren't you also doing the ppt?
george: the point is, she doesnt want to let u do anything i think. incidentally we've divided all work between two people, i guess.


George Gets Owned, Part Ten Million
george: that is really wonky.
me: we know nor care not what wonky is, now stop fucking talking and start your work.


George Gets Owned, Epilogue: Why George is a Faggot
george: ok i go try to find some bigshot's say on why india is poor.
joel: it's not very difficult to see dude
george: ya la, but we must assume that all the class is blind.
joel: that's not the point, i just meant that you don't need an expert to tell you why. aiyah george you write the fucking report ok?
george: er...... ok.


Group Dynamics: Our Success Story
me: so, er, george's doing facts i'm doing solutions joel catch mosquito izzit. set?
joel: ok go group!






My Testosterone > George's Testosterone.





it is disturbing when the first five names i see in my 16 year old sister's inbox are diglett, clefairy, charizard, hitmonchan, and pigeoto. (LIKE, WTFUCK IS HITMONCHAN?!?? IT ISN'T EVEN A REAL POKEMON DAMMIT) random messages from each of her respective erm, associates are as follows:

diglett: tiger say can go anytime right?
clefairy: HUH? HUH? NO? NO?
charizard: remember to dig your ears tonight ok....
hitmonchan: i want peanut butter
pigeoto: do u have extra black socks?

GOD.


in other news, i am in a state of despair over my future.

in other other news, i have a new k750i and his name is Itsuki.

highlight of the day: haemoglobin count - 9.9 :)





hi, today fucks because:

1. GP - 62.5%
2. ****** is nice again and i miss her. this is a secret.
3. j is being a petty fucker AGAIN.
4. monster tuition.
5. i cannot do 2.4km under 12 minutes anymore.
6. lesbian. cannot meh.
7. i like this shit: http://youtube.com/watch?v=vv6kxYAhH00
8. innova boy is very interested.





whisper has started printing serial numbers on its sanitary pads. why the fuck?





Sanzo. says:
nth to eat except for cake
Sanzo. says:
damn fatty lar
Keita says:
no difference lah
Keita says:
oh sorry
Sanzo. says:
:(
Keita says:
SORRY
Sanzo. says:
kaoz
Sanzo. says:
do u really think im fat
Keita says:
hahah omg u know gum* just asked ***
Keita says:
do u really think im stupid
Keita says:
oh the irony
Sanzo. says:
wah kao use another example to ans me sia
Sanzo. says:
:(
Keita says:
haha no that wasnt an answer
Sanzo. says:
yes it is
Keita says:
no
Keita says:
it wasnt
Sanzo. says:
ok then u ans now
Keita says:
wahlao
Keita says:
u are girl
Keita says:
i dont want to answer leh
Sanzo. says:
shit then i know the ans liao :(
Keita says:
hahah
Keita says:
no
Keita says:
u are wrong
Keita says:
DONT LIKE THAT LAH
Sanzo. says:
nvm i go running tml!

AND

ted: shit my ASS IS SO BIG X infinity times a day



why boys all like that now. WHY. jan please learn, thanks.


*not her real name, to protect me and ***.





http://www.jesusandtheworldcup.com/

christians reach new levels everyday.





school begins tomorrow and i need to shit right now so life is a joke again. i hope you get raped in thailand by elephants, baby.