#136392 +(131)- [X]

Misteroo: I'M PART ITALIAN. MAMA MIA, I GUNA YOU DOWN
Misteroo: YES I WILL! THEN I WILL DRAW A STILL LIFE OF THE SPAGHETTI WHICH I EAT VERY OFTEN
winterwinstar: draw a bunch of pirahnna plants and green pipes
Misteroo: WINTER THAT IS OFFENSIVE I LIVED IN THE MUSHROOM KINGDOM THERE WEREN'T THAT MANY PIPES :{



#153519 +(1051)- [X]

{eCholaLia}: u know if u have a 56k modem , u can save time buy d/lin songs with the smallest amount of bitrate and changing em after wards with a convertor
Natus: i think you may be legally retarded



#646042 +(886)- [X]

tyrius: i have no job, no car, no gf
tyrius: its 4am, sitting in my parents basement
tyrius: my fingers are now permanent orange from the cheetos, and so is my wang (dont ask)
tyrius: and dont you hate it when you step in a puddle of cum, then step in leftover dry ramen on the floor
tyrius: if you let this shit dry, its impossible to get off. like instant liquid cement
tyrius: ...
tyrius: hello
ef_slinky: You make me feel so good about my life right now. Thank you.



#648377 +(555)- [X]

Vorpy: seriously, "alote"? what is your first language?
Vorpy: do you buy ingredients at a shoppe?
Vorpy: ye olde shoppe?
Vorpy: is where ye buye ye goodes?
Vorpy: muche goodes are needed with whiche to cooke
Vorpy: to cooke alote of foodes, ye neede alote of goodes from ye olde shoppe


#1454 +(959)- [X]

Thes2K: OK, PLEASE DO NOT TAKE THIS OUT OF CONTEXT, BUT DOES ANYONE KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND PICTURE OF NAKED BLACK MALES?



#239140 +(479)- [X]

CactusJac: I remember the days when I was angry at the world for no apparent reason
CactusJac: Then I grew up and found a reason: PEOPLE ARE FUCKING STUPID AND SHOULD BE ROUND UP AND SHOT IN THE HEAD



#303093 +(518)- [X]

@LoungeServ: For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.



#548837 +(335)- [X]

rhc: apparently it's rude if
rhc: somebody asks if you have a light
rhc: and you reply: "yes, but it's at the end of the tunnel"





all that i need to happen now is getting a scholarship and off i go to waseda. why am i poor dammit. i want to fraternize with japanese boys.

kiss gay ass, prelims.

i am so boring dammit.





i do not give a fuck about most of the world. i do not have a conscience. i make cruel jokes and think cruel thoughts. i am crafty. i am dishonest. last of all, i got tar heart.

right then, i shall back to messing about with 29 year olds, alcohol, and perhaps shohei again. wonderful. i am spectacular at this. i am also, on the road to hell.

oh, the eloquence.

fuck.





#5010 +(194)- [X]
clay: SHUT THE FUCK UP, SOLPIT
clay: I WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR FUCKING MOTHER IN THE NIGHT AND SPROUT A BROTHER TO YOU


#15470 +(187)- [X]
Milphey: everytime i think pyee can't get any gayer he opens his mouth and manage to put another cock in it


#540470 +(1446)- [X]
SMB61890: have u heard bout that earthquake stuff under the sea
Fairies Exist90: no is ariel ok?
SMB61890: i dont kno how to spell the name of it
Fairies Exist90: and king triton?
SMB61890: what?
Fairies Exist90: and sebastian?
Fairies Exist90: and flounder?
Fairies Exist90: ARE THEY OK?!





with shohei my record was 4 hours and i didn't give half a shit.

you are special.

CRAP

:(





格好いいぜ!!!



my national day was a complete waste of life. someday i'm gonna be japanese, and my last name will be Tachibana.

goodnight all. for once i go to bed while it is still dark.