i don't know why i do this to myself. 100 yen and a free magnetic moose for anyone who guesses correctly why we set up happycojones, which incidentally, is pronounced happy ke-HO-neiz. NOT CO-JONES, losers. some taco-eating hispanic harlot came up with the word. nah i just made that up. you can find out what it means on the left panel. only it's in japanese HAHA, so if you're not geisha or ninja, or have been beset a paucity of microscopic dicks, here are my utmost apologies. give me 10 bucks more, and i might even wash your shoes.

if encoding is your problem, your panacea can be found here,

AND, AND, AND. expect no emo lyrics, teeniegoth wanker shit, or peanut butter. you will get no peanut butter here. reason being, i hate peanut butter, and we all know there is no such thing as free peanut butter.

fuck you james blunt you kukubird. please cut off your face. i swear i am going to wake up a tub of grease. please, please eat some jewce kthx.

i would like to be a king hedgehog with 37 mates and beetle slaves. sexual favours and other assorted accessories (magnetic mooses etc) on request.

over the hills and far away, teletubbies come to play.

ok i am a loser i post-edited this haha. on top of that, i am also overweight, asexual, and overly hirsute. and no, i am not a poogle.





hi. you are number seven. some enlightenment: happycojones- happyは嬉しい、 cojonesは睾丸.