赤西仁 - Ha Ha

I'll do whatever u do
大体の奴 says you just follow me
それに tricked な sleazy ladies
おいしい思いして you say PIMP
would you like some sweet chicks?
そんなんしなけりや everything alright
それに気付かず party all night
したいだけなら be my guest
go club get drink you stupid shit
one day I found this real hot cutie
何か欲しそうなふりして show me
腰を下から walk up to me
I thought you were like those bad homies
but you were not like them
you agreed to just be my girl
take off your clothes cum in my room
I just wanna hear you say It's just そのままで
合言葉は like a slow dowm
hold up, don't stop, kiss me
amazing kiss for me, it's just そのままで
believe in it for me, like a up down ha, in out, ha
amazing kiss for me


OMGWTF?

jin is a SLUT. MY SLUT. MINE. ALL MINE.






愛したのはたしかに君だけ。

そのままの君だけ。

あたしを欲しいんじゃねぇか？





http://youtube.com/watch?v=kcnmS22qEGU&search=akanishi

this has got to be way more imba than any other video.

赤西仁がぜひ欲しいぃぃぃ~~

I LOVE AKANISHI JIN 　

愛しい君は私だけのもの!


ね？



=) =) =)






i cannot believe i just wrote that.

you have reduced me to froth, mr akanishi.





http://youtube.com/watch?v=X_LP6lGOLH0&search=takki

WHY SO CUTE!???!??!

OMG IF YOU EVER SEE THIS I'VE LOVED YOU FOR 6 YEARS, TAKIZAWA-KUN, DON'T FORGET.

cantonese has never sounded this uncool, though. i don't like the old wanton one.





you know, when the closest i have to kindred spirits in the Sentinel are Zeus and Akasha, either my brain has degenerated into ovaries, or the proportion of Stupids is way bigger than i thought. i would like to think the latter. oh dear i could be smote just for being like this.

of course, i use code names all the time, deal with it.





SCARY SHIT: I SEE MY GRANDFATHER IN ME.

I DRINK I LIE I CHEAT I BET SOCCER I DO MANY ILLEGAL THINGS I AM A HYPOCRITE I DON'T LIKE RELIGION I AM POLYGAMOUS.

other things we have in common include our shared dislike for fried shalots/really ugly people/weaklings/stupid parrots, and congenital inability to resist filthy lucre.

GRANDPA I <3 YOU. DAMN.





i wish i could quit you.

SIA LA I EMO.





d says:
hello
d says:
yes?
gavrilo. says:
i am bored
oh dang indeed. says:
i am bored too
oh dang indeed. says:
and sad
oh dang indeed. says:
are you?
gavrilo. says:
yup damn sad too
gavrilo. says:
why are you sad
oh dang indeed. says:
because somebody doesnt give a damn
oh dang indeed. says:
you?
gavrilo. says:
SAME.
gavrilo. says:
omg we are pathetic ppl, haha
oh dang indeed. says:
hahah SHIT
oh dang indeed. says:
that feeling sucks la
Super Fly. says:
hahhahh
Super Fly. says:
yup.
oh dang indeed. says:
FUCCCCCCCCK
oh dang indeed. says:
how long have you been feeling sad?
Super Fly. says:
about 2 hours
oh dang indeed. says:
something happeneD?
Super Fly. says:
yes
oh dang indeed. says:
is your somebody a christian







the above exchange says a lot about my sad, sad existence, and my strange comrades.





would you rather have an orgasm every 10 years...

...or every 10 seconds?



would you rather watch a porn movie with your parents...

...or watch one starring them?




hahhaha robert hamburger is a genius for putting this is my brain at 12.11AM.





oh. i have had 2 dozens aspirins. holy shit! baby go away.

aiyah common tests please go and die.





if it's inauspicious to be this shirty during birthday week, then i am so fucked.

i are wroth.

nevertheless i still think jeremy lam is a very very very very very very very very very very very very very imba captain.

nobody gives a damn about whom you lose respect for, you know.





hello. today i'm going to talk about one of my favourite comrades.

admittedly it doesn't take very much for me to think a person dumb, but sweet dong, you win this one hands down arses up labia inside out, whatever.

i swear on a lot of organs recently. i suppose my creativity is limited.

anyway, let's call this nemesis number 7000 RL. R for reverse, L for labia. i told you my creativity's a motherfucker.

RL is a christian. as are 85490605984856124 other people who converted in junior college, because christianity is zo kewl, yo. singapore has a way inordinate number of christian teenagers. we think religious piety is COOL, that's how cool we are.

at any rate, RL's a sucker because she (crap, gender revealed, i thought Reverse Labia was elusive enough) never used to be religious, nope not once in the XXX years of acquaintance did it occur to me that she was a practising christian. but oh term starts and she befriends cool christian boys and POOM she becomes christian too! THE COINCIDENCE. GAWD kid me not with all the tosh on your family being christian, i already know that. that doesn't even make any sense because, well, 16 years of relative atheism and suddenly you want to kiss some messiah's balls? congenital christianity is a different story altogether, i know best, believe me. it doesn't make you religious all of a motherfucking sudden, you fucking know that. you were NOBBLED into religion because you want testosterone, you dipstick. that's vile.

haha. oops. sorry. smite me not, higher beings. this is not blasphemy.

ok clearly i still haven't got the instincts to berate in a way that does not make every one of my victims sound like a harlot, i'm sorry.

the completely farcical religious piousness aside, she also has got utterly no wit in her, I SWEAR. it takes a lot for every single one of your jokes to be absolutely unfunny, you know. nevertheless, i like to pretend to laugh a lot, so no matter.

more importantly, this motherfucker has stabbed me about a million times in the back (and front) within the past XXX years (SORRY I PRIMARY SIX). i don't understand. she just pulls the same trick over and over again, and each time she does it she IMMEDIATELY sucks up for like 3 days or so. what the BLACK FUCK, does she not see I NOTICE PATTERNS. is she, perhaps, RETARDED? NOOOOOOO let her be just insane, Holy Trinity, because i am seriously fucked in the backside if i ever had a retarded acquaintance. do not question my values, that is just a self-esteem thing. like how we all feel insecure when we talk to retards. nothing very strange, just something i've battled since i was 3 haha. hahahahhahahah. ha. i apologize for my brain.


ALSO, the unbelievably blatant stupidity is what makes her an enigma, which she incidentally thinks is so cool to be (among 7 million other things, which include simple plan, enough said). because like, having "many troubles" and "not being able to tell anyone :( :( :(" cos "cannot write in my blog or people will see through my good good but very sad heart" is the coolest shit ever. eh, like, stop being 12, please kthx.

i hate emo weaklings, like i hate falling asleep while chewing nuggets.

oh, well. at least she's dim enough to be manipulated like erm, i don't know, origami? like how when you read this now, bitch, you know i'm taking about you, but you must pretend to not know who i'm talking about, so that you won't have to admit to your idiocy, so that your god will not hate you for being stupid AND chinese (thus completely inferior), so that he will not send you to purgatory. which means you have to keep this in your lousy cerebrum FOREVER WAHAHAHHAHA, does that not sound totally awesome? please also go on pretending to not be a lousy bitch, i'd like to see how long you can go on doing this because unlike me you do not have perfect control of your lousy emotions. THUS, THAT MAKES ME GREAT.

hmmm. a thought: besides wiping out secret peanut butter radical groups, ripping up the self-esteems of scuzzbags like her seems to be the only other thing that sustains my existence. hmmm. i am sustained by sick pleasures (like sleeping). i don't know what to make of myself. hmmm. i like to make people feel like dung. i like to make stupid people they're, well, stupid. i like to make anorexics think they're fat. i like to be in control. i like power.

i know i am perverse.

hee hee.





hi, i have so much to tell you.

camp was expectedly painful (more because of the proportions of Stupids than anything else), but oh i am mother sleepy now i will continue this tomorrow.

SOMETHING AMAZING: the bus TIB 1228L's clock is exactly synchronized with mine.





let us pray camp will be fun. i want many night walks.

again, i'm wide awake now. because monster nap. again, i'm hungry. again, i want onsen. why you're this cute is completely beyond me you know. who the FUCK has eyes so round??!! please don't ever skip dinner again. i will run 8 km with you when you come back. ok, 5. ok, skate. you might not know this but your death would render me very sad. and that is not good, because when aphids feel sad they become inept at feeding on rose sap. so if you'd like some very important food cycles to remain in order please do not die. sia la i'd make an emo lyricist this i know. aphids. oh the imagery, hurhur.

i can now rap in japanese. please pray to me.

why am i so great?

and no, i cannot explain the entry title.





camp tomorrow is despair.





ooh great, now i'm wide awake. IT IS 11.30 PM. I NEED TO SLEEP. I HAVE TUITION TOMORROW MORNING.

ok, life is pathetic. i cannot stop whining. please smear peanut butter on my face thank you.





today has got to be the sleepiest day in my life. 6 sodding hours of nap time in a day. it is disgusting.

on an unrelated note, i am going to die of overeating. i need to regurgitate but CANNOT, because i get pissed off like a motherfucker when i vomit.

i need to resume human identity i must stop being an aphid. WHY I LIKE THAT, WHY.

SHIT YOU ARE DAMN CUTE. MDRFCKR>>>>>>>>>>>





i can now buy beer and marlboro from SEVEN FUCKING ELEVEN ALL BY MYSELF.

IN YOUR FACE, DUDE.





I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR ANYONE WHO BRINGS ME TO GLASTONBURY 2007.





hi, my birthday sucks.

nevertheless, thank you adelineboonkiakchriselainaenhuifabiangrandpagwenlynmelissakahhongkhaijemjerrinejiayanjustinmyfathernicholasnoeleenpeishanrachelraisaritsusamuelshoheishuyansungweesuyiteddyweilingwenhanxiuwenyueyiyurikazhaohan.

yes, that's one friend with a long name.

if i left anyone out, er, you may smite me. but if your hand/weapon/lightning bolt is dirty then cannot.

the rest of you are disgusting. (!FATASS YOU FUCKER)

YOU OWE ME PRESENTS/MONEY SHITHEADS IT IS NOT THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, NO.

on a separate note, wenhan your present is king.





TODAY IS THE 7TH OF MARCH.

HENCE I AM GREAT.





braves says:
if i am gone for a day
braves says:
try to find meee
braves says:
but if i dun come back i wun look behind me
braves says:
all of the things that i thought were so easy..
gavrilo. says:
hahahha wtf u can rmb
braves says:
just got harder and harder each day
braves says:
december is darkest
braves says:
and june there is the light
braves says:
but this empty bedroom wun make anything right
braves says:
out on the landing
braves says:
a fren i forgot to send home
braves says:
who waits up for me all thru the nite
braves says:
calendar girl who's in love with the world
braves says:
stay alive...
braves says:
stay alive...
gavrilo. says:
._.
braves says:
calendar girl who's in love with the world stay alive stay alive
braves says:
i dreamt i was dying
braves says:
as i so often do
braves says:
and when i awoke
braves says:
i was sure it was true
braves says:
i ran to the window
braves says:
threw my head to the sky
braves says:
and said whoever is up there
braves says:
pls dun let me die
braves says:
but i cant live 4eva
braves says:
i cant always be
braves says:
1 day i will be sand at the bach by the sea
gavrilo. says:
rayner u know if this were a normal conversation you would sound completely psychotic
braves says:
the pages keep turning
braves says:
i mark off each day with a cross
braves says:
and we'll laugh abt all that we've lost
braves says:
JANUARY FEBRUARY MARCH APRIL MAY
braves says:
IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
braves says:
JUNE JULY AUGUST SEPT OCTOBER IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
braves says:
NOVEMBER DECEMBER AND ALL THRU THE WINTER IM ALIVE IM ALIVE
braves says:
whee
gavrilo. says:
WHY YOU MEMORIZE, WHY.
braves says:
haha nice what


explain this comrade's brain, please.





i hope my new Secret Keeper does not yield to lousy conscience.

just as a precautionary measure though, i think i will hypnotize you.

YOU CANNOT TELL ANYONE.
YOU HAVE NO MOUTH.
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LARYNX.
YOU SPEAK ONLY URDU.
YOU CAN ONLY SAY "THE BUBBLES ARE SO BRAVE."
ANY OTHER WORD YOU SPEAK HAS TO BE FOLLOWED BY 87 SIGHS UNTIL LUNGS ARE EXPELLED THROUGH BUCCAL CAVITY.
YOU ARE A SNOWFLAKE.
NASI BRIYANI PWNS.
ONCE YOU STOP BEING HYPNOTIZED YOU WILL BECOME A JAPANESE PENIS, OR AN APHID.




hmmm ok i guess that settles your hazardous existence now i can be at peace again.





this is love.



and i bet you've never seen toddler hamsters. ha, ha, ha.



in other news he damn pretty. why.





here's the lowdown on what i've been up to.

i bought two fishballs and some barrels.





hi, if anyone's looking, i want this



or



or





thank you.

and you are annoying as hell. i hope you rot. sucks to be you. please die. please die. please die.