my hair is damn nice today. i look like gypsy. fuck! i only have nice hair at home. where is my rich nsk? i need a rich nsk! or maybe a 900 dollar angpow.

oasis or franz??? PREDICAMENT, THIS IS.

sean poh is hot munchkin.

****** is chee.

bye.





OASIS OR FRANZ??!!





wtf, like, fuck off already.





i think i post too many screenshots for my own good. boring right.

and now disgusting song by unknown chinese maiden assaults my ears. make the radio shut up please, mother.














SEE? as always, i'm right. hyprocrisy always prevails. chio, wor. i have the sweetest personality ever this i know.





i know that was no coincidence. i know i never will be saved but you will not win this.

all attempts at blocking foreign entry into mind have hitherto been inefficacious. i say that in complete seriousness, mock me not.

meanwhile, i have been rendered incapable of interaction with fellow organisms for the rest of today. that sucks a fuckload of ass, but intrinsic hypocrisy might prevail.

fuck all.







need i say more.

the shit that is chong xiuming has a brain that's secretly a porpoise. porpoises are totally awesome, and by awesome, i mean TOTALLY SWEET, of course, duh.

HAPPY??





i have circled, in purple, every funny thing in this screenshot. now you just laugh until your mouth falls out.





ooh fat ass you are featured too!

with love, _|_





please give me 160 dollars. i will wash your shoes forever.

i must own a geisha.

i am also insecure shit. step on me 10 million times, babies!

please don't touch my flying saucer. i like it very much.

優しくなれるだろう、ね。





look! i have an exciting life! the shops near my house caught fire! NOT campfire, fat ass, NOT.









aftermath:









nah that's not a mother potato, it is my knee.





everytime something like this happens i want to cut all my hair off and pretend to be dustbin. shut up already.

this past week has been stifling. with nothing but a fuckload of school work to complete every motherfucking day, way substandard pecuniary cirsumctances, AND a 22 inch revolving XL skirt, i have completed transition from gay fucker to fucky gay. fucking bureaucrats. pictures of original skirt, or lack theoreof, start from 15 pence. you can use the picture as talisman. against complete fucks like niluhcgnow (CRYPTANALYSIS SKILLS PLS), who deserve nothing less than haemorroids on face and testicles. you can also use as postcard. or stamp. or banner. or bookmark. or class t-shirt design. or pet. or telephone.

eh fuck, rape my brain please. i am disgusting. come fish mongers, come rape my brain. if you don't have blue fur you are ineligible. ok, deflower is as of now, my least favourite word.

in other unrelated news, perrineau's arrival tentatively set on 27th, which is dope because that only means money, fondue, and nintendo for me. chinese new year can kiss canadian ass. life is wonderful.

PLEA: anyone with gameboy colour super mario cartridge, BESTOW, PLEASE, THANKS.

fuck i need big dose of south park now. but cannot, because Cheebye One and Cheebye Two have been holding on to my ultimate south park collection for EONS, which makes them erm....two cheebyes.





anyway, WHITE SLIP TODAY. WHY? GOWN NOT LONG ENOUGH, IS IT? you will die of tuber poisoning some day, fag. this is also why i hate school so much. because my uniform's hideous, and now they want us to wear gown. shall i throw in a burqa AND tudong and a kimono as well, HUH, HUH?

shirin says it best:
because it would be unreasonable and unfair for one to be penalised for the same offence twice in a day (because it's not like you have time between the first slip and the second to remedy your short hem), christine furiously declared that she was going to fold her skirt another "7 million times", in the curious liberation that comes with the knowledge that if you're going to be busted you might as well go out in a blaze of glory. felicia, who suffered the same fate as us today, took it one step further and said she wanted to not wear skirt altogether. that'd be a sight.

k skirt will go with effect from tomorrow, KUKUBIRDS!

i think i sound too much like xiaxue.





grass is taking over the world. have you noticed it's everywhere?





i am dying of school. i hate menarche. this blog should die.


this is my story.


my name is mildred.


i am fat beyond redemption, and i dream of rob schneider. a lot.


gymnastics. this is like, so sweet. KISS ASS, OPRAH. KISS TEN MILLION KENNY'S ASSES AND KAHWEI'S PIMPLY KUKUBIRD.

n.b. the pimply dickhead in question can be found wanking here: http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=6059850. DO NOT look directly at monitor when said window is open, because you will suck in air so hard your ears will crumble. i swear. ears are good, do not crumble them.

why do i hate them so much? they are but 17 year old strangers with ugly faces, what. oh i just answered my own question. sorry.

teleport all donations into my wallet now kthx. all proceeds will go towards premiership funds, for i am a faggot with gonorrhea who failed to buy total goals over when arsenal whooped middlesbrough's asses 7-0.

can i slap your hand with my face?





http://www.youtube.com/w/Interpretation-of-a-Fallout-Boy-Song?v=WvB4ZcNhxPM&feature=Views&page=2&t=t&f=b

I AM DEAD. I AM DEAD. I HAVE COMBUSTED. I AM VAPOUR.





today i played catch in a monsoon drain, rolled downhill in a barrel, flew off a trolley, and ate mud.

i am slum.

clubbing is so out of date, fag hags!





in other comparatively boring news, justin is back. with a canadian passport. suck horse rectum! all life deals me is peanut butter, and friendly yams. ok, a white boob or two, too. fuck!

A TIP TO LIFE: replace it with all the word "ghost" with "yam" in all conversations. you will fucking die. examples include "Casper the Friendly Yam", "The Yam-Busters" and "fuck, the school toilet so many yams lah damn scary!"

please die, right now.





hi, this is an ugly boy:



he fraternizes with purple fluffs, but that's an acceptable disorder. what we all cannot forgive is his facial syphilis. maybe this is why no girls want to say hi. want to see something awesome, kenny? get a mirror, turn the shiny side towards you, and open your mouth. majestic right? cool right? don't be fooled. that's no gelgamek vagina, that's your face. SPOT YOUR EYES! hint: there are two of them.

*mirror: a shiny glass surface. fuck, now i have to explain glass. BOY A THOUGHT LIKE THAT COULD BREAK YOUR BRAIN.
*mouth: the hollow you hold mr. garrison's balls in.

and why do you not have grey matter??! no grey matter, no talk. dude!


not attractive. NOT.

see kenny? this is what you get for being hairy, fat, AND dumb. when you are of non-poogle origin and overly hirsute, that makes you pariah. you know what pariah is? that means you have 10 spotty dicks and a brinjal. all on your nape. (this is why pariahs don't know about their extra bodyparts.)


NO KENNY! THAT IS NOT YOUR NAPE. IT IS A YAM.
okay sorry if you saw through my little test kenny, that is a BOY. if you don't like liars i am so fucking sorry. be careful with the spelling though, people confuse it with BOX, BOG, HOG, HUR, GRU, ERH, KRG, and UMAZARA all the time. take note. and stop being a fluff-phile.

society has no place for pariahs, kenny. i hope you get eaten by a gelgamek vagina. consult mother if ever in doubt of what gelgamek vaginas are.

on the other hand, a common point:


one word-



NOOB. hahahahhah loser. you angsty so you cool is it, kenny? what you heard from your god is wrong. peanut butter was not consecrated before father barre. asshole.


holy crap the karma from this entry is going to give me nose hair cancer.

just to make the most of my karma, here's a final bonus:


COOL WOR! white boobs. white superiority. you win, kenny.





this is what dota has done to what was once a nonpareil chemistry deity.

jewce. says:
RAYNER I DONT WANT SCH TO START
braves says:
hahaa
braves says:
TIMESTOP
braves says:
ask faceless void to chronosphere
braves says:
den ask him buy refresher orb
braves says:
den u no need cooldow
braves says:
den u can keep stopping time lol

-----

braves says:
I BRING PANDA-MONIUM
braves says:
ANOTHER ALE
braves says:
ON THE HOUSE
braves says:
I BRING PANDA-MONIUM

-----

braves says:
I LIVE FOR NERZHUL
braves says:
FOR THE LICH KING!
braves says:
*GRUNT GRUNT*
braves says:
barathum
braves says:
spiritbreaker
braves says:
the pig


holy shit, ownage.

what remains of the aforesaid character is a dollop of mucilaginous purple gel with a hard, peanut-butter oozing sugar shell.





from christine's blog:
start off with 100%, and take away 1% for each thing that has happened to you.

Smoked.
Drank alcohol.
Cried when someone died.
Been drunk.
Had sex.
Been to a concert.
Given a handjob/gotten a handjob.
Given a blowjob/gotten a blowjob.
Been verbally sexually harassed.
Verbally sexually harassed somebody.
Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been to prom.
Cried at school.
Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
Went streaking.
Given a lap dance.
Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
Kissed a stranger.
Hugged a stranger.
Went scuba diving.
Driven a car.
Gotten an xray.
Hit by a car.
Had a party.
Done drugs.
Played strip poker.
Got paid to strip for someone.
Ran away from home.
Broken a bone.
Eaten sushi.
Bought porn.
Watched porn.
Made porn.
Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
Been in love.
Frenched kissed.
Laughed so hard you cried.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Laughed yourself to sleep.
Stabbed yourself.
Shot a gun.
Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
Watched an animal die.
Watched a person die.
Had sex and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
Pranked somebody.
Put somebody in the hospital.
Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
Kissed somebody of the same sex.
Dressed punk.
Dressed goth.
Dressed preppy.
Been to a motocross race.
Avoided somebody.
Been stalked.
Stalked someone.
Met a celebrity.
Played an instrument.
Ridden a horse.
Cut yourself.
Bungee jumped.
Ding dong ditched somebody.
Been to a wild party.
Got caught stealing something.
Kicked a guy in the balls.
Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
Went out with your friend's crush.
Got arrested.
Been pregnant.
Babysat.
Been to another country.
Started your house on fire.
Had an encounter with a ghost.
Donated your hair to cancer patients.
Been asked out by someone that you never though you'd to be asked out by.
Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
Sat on your ass all day.
Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
Had a job.
Gotten cut from a sports team.
Been called a whore.
Danced like a whore.
Been mistaken for a celebrity.
Been in a car accident.
Been told you have beautiful eyes.
Been told you have beautiful hair.
Raped somebody.
Danced in the rain.
Been rejected.
Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.


46%. hence proven, i am an old man.





i am assuming if tagboard works in ie, everybody uses ie. screw all firefox and opera users.

i would edit those emo lyrics on my layout, but then my photoshop trial has expired. screw copyrights.

in other news, school starts in 16 hours and 10 minutes. DESPAIR, ALL.