hi, this is an ugly boy:



he fraternizes with purple fluffs, but that's an acceptable disorder. what we all cannot forgive is his facial syphilis. maybe this is why no girls want to say hi. want to see something awesome, kenny? get a mirror, turn the shiny side towards you, and open your mouth. majestic right? cool right? don't be fooled. that's no gelgamek vagina, that's your face. SPOT YOUR EYES! hint: there are two of them.

*mirror: a shiny glass surface. fuck, now i have to explain glass. BOY A THOUGHT LIKE THAT COULD BREAK YOUR BRAIN.
*mouth: the hollow you hold mr. garrison's balls in.

and why do you not have grey matter??! no grey matter, no talk. dude!


not attractive. NOT.

see kenny? this is what you get for being hairy, fat, AND dumb. when you are of non-poogle origin and overly hirsute, that makes you pariah. you know what pariah is? that means you have 10 spotty dicks and a brinjal. all on your nape. (this is why pariahs don't know about their extra bodyparts.)


NO KENNY! THAT IS NOT YOUR NAPE. IT IS A YAM.
okay sorry if you saw through my little test kenny, that is a BOY. if you don't like liars i am so fucking sorry. be careful with the spelling though, people confuse it with BOX, BOG, HOG, HUR, GRU, ERH, KRG, and UMAZARA all the time. take note. and stop being a fluff-phile.

society has no place for pariahs, kenny. i hope you get eaten by a gelgamek vagina. consult mother if ever in doubt of what gelgamek vaginas are.

on the other hand, a common point:


one word-



NOOB. hahahahhah loser. you angsty so you cool is it, kenny? what you heard from your god is wrong. peanut butter was not consecrated before father barre. asshole.


holy crap the karma from this entry is going to give me nose hair cancer.

just to make the most of my karma, here's a final bonus:


COOL WOR! white boobs. white superiority. you win, kenny.