everytime something like this happens i want to cut all my hair off and pretend to be dustbin. shut up already.

this past week has been stifling. with nothing but a fuckload of school work to complete every motherfucking day, way substandard pecuniary cirsumctances, AND a 22 inch revolving XL skirt, i have completed transition from gay fucker to fucky gay. fucking bureaucrats. pictures of original skirt, or lack theoreof, start from 15 pence. you can use the picture as talisman. against complete fucks like niluhcgnow (CRYPTANALYSIS SKILLS PLS), who deserve nothing less than haemorroids on face and testicles. you can also use as postcard. or stamp. or banner. or bookmark. or class t-shirt design. or pet. or telephone.

eh fuck, rape my brain please. i am disgusting. come fish mongers, come rape my brain. if you don't have blue fur you are ineligible. ok, deflower is as of now, my least favourite word.

in other unrelated news, perrineau's arrival tentatively set on 27th, which is dope because that only means money, fondue, and nintendo for me. chinese new year can kiss canadian ass. life is wonderful.

PLEA: anyone with gameboy colour super mario cartridge, BESTOW, PLEASE, THANKS.

fuck i need big dose of south park now. but cannot, because Cheebye One and Cheebye Two have been holding on to my ultimate south park collection for EONS, which makes them erm....two cheebyes.