i am dying of school. i hate menarche. this blog should die.


this is my story.


my name is mildred.


i am fat beyond redemption, and i dream of rob schneider. a lot.


gymnastics. this is like, so sweet. KISS ASS, OPRAH. KISS TEN MILLION KENNY'S ASSES AND KAHWEI'S PIMPLY KUKUBIRD.

n.b. the pimply dickhead in question can be found wanking here: http://www.friendster.com/user.php?uid=6059850. DO NOT look directly at monitor when said window is open, because you will suck in air so hard your ears will crumble. i swear. ears are good, do not crumble them.

why do i hate them so much? they are but 17 year old strangers with ugly faces, what. oh i just answered my own question. sorry.

teleport all donations into my wallet now kthx. all proceeds will go towards premiership funds, for i am a faggot with gonorrhea who failed to buy total goals over when arsenal whooped middlesbrough's asses 7-0.

can i slap your hand with my face?