in other comparatively boring news, justin is back. with a canadian passport. suck horse rectum! all life deals me is peanut butter, and friendly yams. ok, a white boob or two, too. fuck!

A TIP TO LIFE: replace it with all the word "ghost" with "yam" in all conversations. you will fucking die. examples include "Casper the Friendly Yam", "The Yam-Busters" and "fuck, the school toilet so many yams lah damn scary!"

please die, right now.