this genius PASSED JLPT L2. suddenly my balls don't feel so shrivelled. ok am disgusting will sleep, baigh.





FUCKING SCARED. MOTHER. HELP. NO. OH. DEAR. FUCK.





A: why do you love me?
B: cos you're young.
A: it's not like we have sex what.
B: well, we would, eventually, i think.



SEASONED PEDOPHILE, HE IS.





he so pretty i want.

i'm sorry you're reading shit as fascinating as a doormat.





Most Exhilarating Day of the Week, this is. and it's only kaiyoubi.

favourite butch gets into top 5, i have a lot of sushi to eat,

...and a comrade lands himself in hospital because he hit himself on the head and became an adult potato. NO that's not another sick lie it is so damn true he has tubers. now the tuberoid in question has lost all short term memory and been rendered unable to say anything except "binary fission" and "oozing charlies" in hebrew. so, communication has been kind of difficult.

he is also a brand new eggplantism convert. eggplantism, by the way, is the worship of eggplants, in case you haven't guessed. you may not know this but eggplants are prophets.

nah, i made that up.





HAHAHAHAHA LYING FEELS SO DAMN GOOD.





HI GOD, I NEED TO ELIMINATE A COMRADE RIGHT NOW. GIVE ME REAL ULTIMATE POWER. and some balls, preferably squishy. thanks.

i also need to repair my printer. it cannot stop masquerading as a paper shredder. god please give me strength and strong lungs.

i hope you get raped by a million ants, JESUS FREAK.





bellascritto you are motherfucking ugly, i'm sorry.

bellascritto.

bellascrotti.

bellascrotum.

hhahahahahaa. ok i am twelve years old, forgive me.

A KICK-ASS EXCERPT:

It's strange how his kisses still make my pulse rocket
&how i never seem to run out of things to think about him.

It's even more strange how Love is such an oxymoron;
Because y'know, he makes my heart race & also makes it trip /
I keep getting bruised & yet i know there's no other better way to fall.




OH DEAR.


ANOTHER KICK-ASS EXCERPT:

It didn't even hurt this much when i dealt with heartbreak.
Maybe this is how it feels like to be completely, &entirely alone.

I suppose this is goodbye.
&no matter how much i feared it, nothing can ever explain how it feels like to feel your world crumbling apart.




OH DEAR DEAR.



A LAST HUGE-ASS KICK BALLS ONE:

It hadn't been long since you professed feelings for me, but you grasped my wrist tightly and snuck me into your house. You assured me time & again that we wouldn't get caught, &then you kissed me. Hesistantly at first, but slowly increasing in strength. I gave in, i admit. &then i pushed you away, for fear that we would be caught, for fear that we were moving too fast. You claimed you loved me, but you never ever let me watch a movie in peace. You grabbed at me, you pushed me ... until that day we got caught. But you just laughed it off, and forced me to do the same. I was blind not to notice that you were abusing me; you moved slickly and the bruises left were subtle. As the months went by, you grew more confident. You loved to play Rape. But i know that it was never a game to you- because i cried &yet you never stopped persisting. Perhaps you thought i was playing along, but perhaps you secretly wanted me at your mercy. You pinched my nose so that i wouldn't be able to breathe, &then forced me to give you blowjobs. You pressed against me &never let go even though i struggled. Every episode is still firmly pressed in my mind.

I'm sorry, i tried. But i can never forget.

Your fuckin' slut,
KESHIA







SIA LA. EMO WORXZS! rape is like, the sweetest past time ever, you know, duh.

stupid, ugly people should not exist. bellascritto why are you so hideous? your ugliness is beyond me. WHY YOUR FACE LIKE THAT?! you know what this makes you? this makes you a kukusai. yes, a turd that is also a ku-ku.

by the way, did you vomit on sam's bag back in primary three?




eh damn it i write nasty stuff on valentine's day later cupid whip me and impale me with....er i dunno, forks?





i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i'm so fucked
i must levitate





:(