hello. today i'm going to talk about one of my favourite comrades.

admittedly it doesn't take very much for me to think a person dumb, but sweet dong, you win this one hands down arses up labia inside out, whatever.

i swear on a lot of organs recently. i suppose my creativity is limited.

anyway, let's call this nemesis number 7000 RL. R for reverse, L for labia. i told you my creativity's a motherfucker.

RL is a christian. as are 85490605984856124 other people who converted in junior college, because christianity is zo kewl, yo. singapore has a way inordinate number of christian teenagers. we think religious piety is COOL, that's how cool we are.

at any rate, RL's a sucker because she (crap, gender revealed, i thought Reverse Labia was elusive enough) never used to be religious, nope not once in the XXX years of acquaintance did it occur to me that she was a practising christian. but oh term starts and she befriends cool christian boys and POOM she becomes christian too! THE COINCIDENCE. GAWD kid me not with all the tosh on your family being christian, i already know that. that doesn't even make any sense because, well, 16 years of relative atheism and suddenly you want to kiss some messiah's balls? congenital christianity is a different story altogether, i know best, believe me. it doesn't make you religious all of a motherfucking sudden, you fucking know that. you were NOBBLED into religion because you want testosterone, you dipstick. that's vile.

haha. oops. sorry. smite me not, higher beings. this is not blasphemy.

ok clearly i still haven't got the instincts to berate in a way that does not make every one of my victims sound like a harlot, i'm sorry.

the completely farcical religious piousness aside, she also has got utterly no wit in her, I SWEAR. it takes a lot for every single one of your jokes to be absolutely unfunny, you know. nevertheless, i like to pretend to laugh a lot, so no matter.

more importantly, this motherfucker has stabbed me about a million times in the back (and front) within the past XXX years (SORRY I PRIMARY SIX). i don't understand. she just pulls the same trick over and over again, and each time she does it she IMMEDIATELY sucks up for like 3 days or so. what the BLACK FUCK, does she not see I NOTICE PATTERNS. is she, perhaps, RETARDED? NOOOOOOO let her be just insane, Holy Trinity, because i am seriously fucked in the backside if i ever had a retarded acquaintance. do not question my values, that is just a self-esteem thing. like how we all feel insecure when we talk to retards. nothing very strange, just something i've battled since i was 3 haha. hahahahhahahah. ha. i apologize for my brain.


ALSO, the unbelievably blatant stupidity is what makes her an enigma, which she incidentally thinks is so cool to be (among 7 million other things, which include simple plan, enough said). because like, having "many troubles" and "not being able to tell anyone :( :( :(" cos "cannot write in my blog or people will see through my good good but very sad heart" is the coolest shit ever. eh, like, stop being 12, please kthx.

i hate emo weaklings, like i hate falling asleep while chewing nuggets.

oh, well. at least she's dim enough to be manipulated like erm, i don't know, origami? like how when you read this now, bitch, you know i'm taking about you, but you must pretend to not know who i'm talking about, so that you won't have to admit to your idiocy, so that your god will not hate you for being stupid AND chinese (thus completely inferior), so that he will not send you to purgatory. which means you have to keep this in your lousy cerebrum FOREVER WAHAHAHHAHA, does that not sound totally awesome? please also go on pretending to not be a lousy bitch, i'd like to see how long you can go on doing this because unlike me you do not have perfect control of your lousy emotions. THUS, THAT MAKES ME GREAT.

hmmm. a thought: besides wiping out secret peanut butter radical groups, ripping up the self-esteems of scuzzbags like her seems to be the only other thing that sustains my existence. hmmm. i am sustained by sick pleasures (like sleeping). i don't know what to make of myself. hmmm. i like to make people feel like dung. i like to make stupid people they're, well, stupid. i like to make anorexics think they're fat. i like to be in control. i like power.

i know i am perverse.

hee hee.