hi, my birthday sucks.

nevertheless, thank you adelineboonkiakchriselainaenhuifabiangrandpagwenlynmelissakahhongkhaijemjerrinejiayanjustinmyfathernicholasnoeleenpeishanrachelraisaritsusamuelshoheishuyansungweesuyiteddyweilingwenhanxiuwenyueyiyurikazhaohan.

yes, that's one friend with a long name.

if i left anyone out, er, you may smite me. but if your hand/weapon/lightning bolt is dirty then cannot.

the rest of you are disgusting. (!FATASS YOU FUCKER)

YOU OWE ME PRESENTS/MONEY SHITHEADS IT IS NOT THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS, NO.

on a separate note, wenhan your present is king.