thank god i managed to save my own ass. if i ever find out you fed me false tips on purpose, you're juice ok.

so much for that. i still owe the bastard $72. well at least it's not $350, so, bless humanity. it is amazing how i managed to amass $420 gross loss in one night, when i've never failed to make at least a $50 net profit during my heyday (heyday, ha). which is why i think he is CHEATING ME, THE LITTLE BITCH.

OWN BETS:
gross loss - $50
gross profit - $214
net profit - $164

BETS MADE ON HIS TIPS, MAINLY CHINESE AND JAPANESE LEAGUES, FUCK HIM:
gross loss - $320
gross profit - $84
net loss - $236

TOTAL NET LOSS: $72 FUCK YOU LAH.

i'd have been $164 richer today if i had just like maybe, mocked his small genitals and then blocked him when he asked me to fucking take tokyo fc and jubilo iwata. like, WHO THE FUCK IS JUBILO IWATA, PLS. but oh NO, i had to take them! and lose 50! yay! I DO NOT KNOW WHY, BUT THIS WENT ON FOR 7 MORE STUPID, STUPID BETS which included the likes of Wuhan Huanghelou and Shenzhen Kingway. like, kingway, hurhur, i bet on a kingway, hurhur, i have so much wisdom in me, hurhur.

oh no i couldn't just stick to european leagues i had to VENTURE. why do i do this to myself? ronaldinho's going to be so pissed off when he finds out i placed bets on a, er, tong xiao ming. this is what he's going to say to me: "oh you fat ugly senorita! eat tacos! eat many many tacos!" and then he'll step on my neck and shit on my face and shout "SI! LIFE IS SO SO GOODLY BEAUTIFUL! SI! SI!" and then he'll shit some more and i'll have to cry (because shit is smelly thus it makes me sad) oh yes.

hence, i'm now $72 poorer. for the 48930584905309th time this month, and the 958940389504896386958904689583948953094th (yes, it is good fun typing long numbers) time this life, i hate myself.

(this has got to be my most boring post ever, i'm sorry.)

and now the bitch asks me to place basketball bets. does he not want his testicles? i hate you lah.

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on a separate note, the following is the msn nickname of a former acquaintance:
MaYbE.OnE.DaY.YoU.CaN.viSiT.mY.CoNdO.oN.ThE.BiG.HiLL...yA.KnOw??....LiKe.90210

i do not understand humans.