#84556
cougah66: dude, i am so uber fucked
cougah66: I mean, the uberness, of the fuckage....it boggles the mind


#412596
harm_: today this one lady got pissed off cause we dont carry i quote wireless power supplies
ogregasm: a what
harm_: thats what i said
harm_: maybe you want an adaptor for a wireless router o rsomething??
harm_: shes goes no no i read online about this i wannit i wannit
harm_: then she got pissed when i told her that kind of technology doesnt exist
ogregasm: heh
harm_: i tried to be nice but it got to the point where i was like"get back to us in 30 years"
harm_: "once we attain the secret of positron deflector shields, wireless power supplies shall become a reality"
ogregasm: why bother being that much of an ass to the poor woman
harm_: well shes the one who got all up in my face asking for the store manager
harm_: i told her he had just teleported to a corporate meeting in tokyo


#22431
halo@home: i LOVE childrens books
halo@home: http://images.amazon.com/images/P/091629188X.01.LZZZZZZZ.gif
Ronak: i never saw breasts that looked like peppermints before...
halo@home: WTF are they trying to teach kids?!!!
Para@Work: "Bobby and his brother play 'differently'" by Genichiro Yagyu
halo@home: "The Benefits Of Being A Boy-Scout Den Leader" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'Take candy from strangers' by Genichiro Yagyu
halo@home: "It only hurts the first 3 times" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'slamming the ham' by Genichiro Yagyu
chawk: "That's not milk" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'Playing hide the salami, for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
Para@Work: "THE PHYSICS OF QUANTUM-SPACE TIME CONTINUUM WITH APPLICATIONS TO BLACK HOLES AND OTHER SPACIAL ANOMOLIES" by Genichiro Yagyu
Ronak: 'wiping your ass for beginners' by Genichiro Yagyu
Chro: "Splash Splash Rub a Dub Dub. SUPRISE!" a book for all friends by Genichrio Yagyu
chawk: LOL Chro
halo@home: DUDE I AM SO FUCKING GLAD I AM NOT A KID RIGHT NOW


#9027
Syncope: kris's birth certificate was an apology letter from the abortion clinic


#14690
Zedd: i fucking hate kids.
IronHelix: They won't shut up. Ever.
Zedd: Fucking annoying brats. They serve no practical purpose other than taking up valuable resources.
IronHelix: They scream when they're happy. They scream when they're scared. They scream when you toss them in the garbage disposal. It never ends!


#136
LkTruth1: I am the most intelligence person in this channel.