joel, george and i make the best alliance, i swear. the loveliest bits of our first online discussion are as follows.


The Opening
george: we've got work to do.
joel: fuck just got back from malaysia so fuck off


George Gets Owned, Part One
george: you want like, past and present facts right
joel: past? fuck the past


Joel Cannot Stop
joel: population is second largest in the world... will overtake china in 2050
george: er. wait we gotta link the facts to why they're poor right.
joel: fertility rate is like higher in the north. in the south people are generally better educated and have family planning and all that bullshit
me: can we put all that in some kind of presentable format kthx.
joel: also there is a preference for males since they are the members of the family that support their elders and crap, therefore there is a large illegal market for gender selection and abortion rates are high
george: ok hang on hang on. can u .doc it.
joel: also there are many problems with marriages since they are mostly match made
me: how the hell does that relate to poverty
joel: and since they are match made there is alot expected from the wife... so if she doesn't sire males she will get light on fire or beaten or whatever the fuck by the husbands family
george: joel ur veering off the canyon.
joel: ahh that means that there is alot of social unrest... which isn't a conducive enviroment for economic activity
me: OMG STOP


Joel Does Not Give A Fuck I
me: do you give a shit about what the powerpoint's gonna look like
joel: we'll just have a bare bones powerpoint. nothing fancy. leave that to the other niggers


Joel Does Not Give A Fuck II
joel: well indians are some of the smartest people on earth. they are just fucking black


George Gets Owned, Part Two
george: what, i do everything!? then joel do what.
joel: also cause she has no confidence in my ablility to do stuff on time
me: right, joel fucking sucks so george can you just take whatever joel says and piece them together. into english sentences that sound human, please. thank you.
george: i'm the only one who hasn't cursed lol.
joel: wow... the whole world cheers for you!


I Do Not Understand
me: I DO THE SOLUTIONS LA
joel: haha alright. we shall listen to the japanese


George Gets Owned, Part Three
me: just anyhow ok. follow what liyong's group did.
george: that never really happens.
me: what the fuck never really happens. oh wait, i do not care.


Look Out! (Holy Shit!) A Tsunami's Coming! George Learns the Truth
george: well you aren't going to do facts for me right.
me: you do facts i'll do solutions
joel: but aren't you also doing the ppt?
george: the point is, she doesnt want to let u do anything i think. incidentally we've divided all work between two people, i guess.


George Gets Owned, Part Ten Million
george: that is really wonky.
me: we know nor care not what wonky is, now stop fucking talking and start your work.


George Gets Owned, Epilogue: Why George is a Faggot
george: ok i go try to find some bigshot's say on why india is poor.
joel: it's not very difficult to see dude
george: ya la, but we must assume that all the class is blind.
joel: that's not the point, i just meant that you don't need an expert to tell you why. aiyah george you write the fucking report ok?
george: er...... ok.


Group Dynamics: Our Success Story
me: so, er, george's doing facts i'm doing solutions joel catch mosquito izzit. set?
joel: ok go group!






My Testosterone > George's Testosterone.